- Boys on Tumblr: Dear Future Girlfriend, I'd treat you so good. I would buy you all the food you can eat and give you piggy back rides all over the place.
- Boys at my school: I wanna eat that hoe's pussy and fuck her so good. Then I wanna smack her ass and ride her all day.
- Boys on Tumblr: I think she's gorgeous.
- Boys at my school: Damn bitch, you uglier than a muh'fucker.
